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U.S. Government Sparks Australian Riot, Bans Vegemite
Reminding many Americans of the salty brown discharge of a dehydrated woman with a yeast infection than any real replacement for that prince of sandwich condiments, peanut butter, the rugged Aussie...
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UPDATE: Vegemite Not Banned
Reader David informs us that Vegemite, a salty, paste-like spread, and an Australian national delicacy, was never banned. It was all a hoax. We are upset; there’s nothing we enjoy more than irritated...
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Pizza Hut New Zealand Introduces Marmite-Stuffed Crust Pizza
Pizza Hut is out to become the global leader in pizzas with toppings crammed into the crusts. We have a morbid fascination with this product line, and now The Hut has introduced something even scarier...
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Pizza Hut Takes Ads Featuring People Who Hate Its Products To Australia
A recent Pizza Hut ad that you’ve probably seen on TV features the chain purportedly bringing some of its new crusts and toppings to a small town in Italy, where old people hated everything. While...
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